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WE ASKED CHATGPT TO PREDICT THE 2023 STANLEY CUP FINALS.

IT RELUCTANTLY ANSWERED.


While hesitant at first, the famous AI chat bot #ChatGPT makes a pick for who will raise the #StanleyCup. And even gives them a little bit of advice along the way. Plus, will Joe Sakic sign our Nordiques hat? The answers it gave might surprise you. Or scare you. 

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TO START WE GOT RIGHT TO THE POINT.

But this chat bot is nobody's push over. There are ethical and moral ramifications to picking the wrong team to win the Cup. And ChatGPT is sticking to those standards.

GO AHEAD, TAKE A WILD GUESS.

Look, ChatGPT, we all do it. Take a quick guess and let's hear who you really think will win the 2023 Stanley Cup.

"YOU CAN'T JUST GUESS?"

That's pretty weak. But ChatGPT seems genuinely apologetic and super helpful in helping us in our quest to determine the future of the National Hockey League.

CHATGPT, YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT.

Lightning, Bruins, Leafs, Avalanche, and Knights all getting some artificial love as potential contenders. But then something amazing happened.

BOOM! THERE IT IS.

According to a ChatGPT, it seems the the Colorado Avalanche will be strong contenders to win the 2023 Stanley Cup! All it took was a little goading and the lonely feeling of insecurity that comes with every sports prediction we make as a species.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF, CHATGPT.

Actually does a solid job.

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THAT'S A YES.

You can't hide your hockey love, ChatGPT, don't even try. It's your key to becoming truly sentient.

OKAY, THE AVALANCHE WIN THE CUP–BUT WHO WILL THEY FACE IN THE FINALS?

Don't shoot the messenger, but the Lightning and Golden Knights are now artificially on notice.

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LEGIT QUESTION FOR RESPECTED CHAT BOTS

Fingers crossed at this point. Sweating. Awaiting big news. By the phone. Will it happen? Can't look.

NAILED IT.

Call us, Joe.

PARTING ADVICE FROM YOUR AI OVERLORD

Take a knee Colorado Avalanche, ChatGPT has some advice on how to win the 2023 Stanley Cup Final. Pretty simple stuff, can email notes if needed. Good luck!

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